Seriously. You know that problem we’ve been having with mice? Yeah. Not only mice apparently. I have seen three dead mice in the basement and mouse droppings on the box tops in the basement. I know there are mice in the basement.
I have been hearing mice moving around in the attic. Tonight, my husband went in to pee and the ceiling vent above the toilet had been knocked loose. There was a baby squirrel IN OUR TOILET. Not drowned. Just sitting there. Confused. His body was a little smaller than my fist. He had a fluffy wet tail. He was just sitting in the water with his head out, waiting.
Hubby put on an oven mitt and picked the squirrel up and dropped it in a sack. He took the sack outside and laid it in the grass. So the squirrel hasn’t been killed or anything. It was actually kind of cute. But super alarming!
I thought hubby was gonna piss his pants. The squirrel fidgeted and squirmed to keep from being picked up. Hubby squealed. But he did it. And thank goodness I didn’t have to do it!